channys6thswan
Lingers Long On Cank Street
Dear Nico,
I was put in a good humour
By the 100% confirmed rumour
Of your impending arrival.
But now it turns out
Just like everything about,
This benighted Club at the mo.
That news was a pant load of bolleaux.
I should have known better
Than allow myself to get a
Bit excited by some tweetity buckin’ tweet.
Because down the jitty in our street
Every single booger is cryin’
On account of someone spotting our Ryan
Sat laughing with the Chelsea Rent.....Er...Collectors.
How much more can we stand?
When the legendary Bertrand
Is still on our books when we’re fooked.
So if you’re reading this Nico,
Which you’re not.
Think this.
Florence is lovely in the autumn.
Can’t say the same of Stoke, Swansea and Fookin’ Luton.
I was put in a good humour
By the 100% confirmed rumour
Of your impending arrival.
But now it turns out
Just like everything about,
This benighted Club at the mo.
That news was a pant load of bolleaux.
I should have known better
Than allow myself to get a
Bit excited by some tweetity buckin’ tweet.
Because down the jitty in our street
Every single booger is cryin’
On account of someone spotting our Ryan
Sat laughing with the Chelsea Rent.....Er...Collectors.
How much more can we stand?
When the legendary Bertrand
Is still on our books when we’re fooked.
So if you’re reading this Nico,
Which you’re not.
Think this.
Florence is lovely in the autumn.
Can’t say the same of Stoke, Swansea and Fookin’ Luton.