New 2 Minute Covid Test!

[borebage53]

Put one finger in your mouth and another up your bum and count to ten then swap fingers.
If you can't smell or taste the difference - ISOLATE!!!

 

[sixthswan]

Why would this this take two minutes?

 

[What?]

Try it, you'll understand

 

[sixthswan]

Perhaps it comes down to how long you take to count to ten? Probably a challenge for some.

 

[HughJanus]

10 fingers?

 

[sixthswan]

I think I'd rather opt for the normal test and wait 24 hours. Each to their own though...

 

[HughJanus]

Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it

 

[sixthswan]

I'm not sure I could make a good fist of it.

 

[HughJanus]

Guaranteed to stop you chewing your nails

 

[DagenhamFox]

Did anyone see the video clip of John Bishop suggesting people pour a glass of wine then smelling and tasting the wine frequently to make sure you don’t have the virus? I think I prefer the sound of this method of self testing.

 

[HughJanus]

Nicking the bottle of wine from Bargain Booze can be hazardous