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Totally fucked up my lawn.
Wow. I've seen someone do something similar in a field to get rid of groundhogs - it's pretty spectacular. Bad idea in the back garden. Bills, don't listen to Whitwick, he's giving you bad advice.
Chuck any sort of food on the lawn to attract Starlings, they’ll eat the little fekkersMy lawns been fucked by leather jacket larvae (daddy long legs).
Pesticides banned in 2016. Now we’re out the EU we can probably reintroduce them. My garden still looks like the Somme though!