Looking after peoples pets when they go on holiday

I suppose you need something you can keep up with as you get older.......
 
Seeing as the owners are away, steal the tortoise. If you get stopped by the cops, tell them your car was wrongly turned into an artificial reef and you are reclaiming it. If you are indignant enough, they will believe you.
 
Bills is taking on a lot of responsibilty. If something happens to the tortoise he should just be honest, he might even get some sympathy. 'Oh well, Ludwig von Koopa was getting very old and it was bound to happen sometime. He had a good life, don't beat yourself up.'

And by being honest, I don't mean tell them about doing highballs off his shell and throwing him off the balcony in a fit of rage.
 
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