kpbw
Sole Purveyor Of 'Kaypee's Positivity Pills'™
... my beautiful friends! The end.
Final Week Results:
Blackburn 0 LCFC 1 [Spot on 1 Correct 4: 'Mystic' kp (ahem) 5 Brucie Forsyth bonus points; CharleyFarley, Daggers, Prof & tudor 3 BF points]
Millwall 2 Oxford 0 [Spot on 6 Correct 8: CharleyFarley, CityFox, Daggers, David_Nish, Glos & Uttoxfox 5 BF points]
Portsmouth 1 Birmingham 1 [Spot on 3 Correct 1: Bowden, Daggers & David_Nish 5 BF points; Thorney 3 BF points]
Sheffield Wednesday 2 West Brom 1 [Spot on 0 Correct 3: Daggers, David_Nish & tudor 3 BF points]
By way of reminder of the very final totting up of scores, here's the additional points that were available as the Compo reached its gripping denouement:
"In a final attempt to generate inclusive incentives for the final fixtures further Brucie Hornsby bonuses will be available (i.e. in addition to the usual point scoring) as follows:
a) 20 points for getting 4 results correct and/or spot on
b) 15 points for getting 3 results correct and/or spot on
c) 10 points for the most 'off the wall' spot on score (should there be one!) in the opinion of an expert panel of judges i.e. me
The predictions for places 19 to 23 may be decisive, or they may not. Beyond exciting eh? (No. Ed)"
Final Week Scores (using the very latest AI technology!):
1. Daggers 49 [24 points for results + 20 points (for 2 spot on + 2 correct) + 5 points for position 19 -23]
2. David_Nish 40 [20 + 15 + 5]
3. bannedontherun 21 [1 + 0 + 20]
4. Mystic kp 19 [9 + 0 + 0 + 10 (See point c) above: I accept some may question my impartiality in this award but bollocks to that! The pills still work!]
5. CharleyFarley 17 [12 + 0 + 5] Well remembered me duck!
6. Bluekite9 11 [1 + 0 + 10]
7. Thorney 10 [5 + 0 + 5]
8. Bowdenfox 9 [9 + 0 + 0]
9. CityFox 8 [8 + 0 + 0] Fading now...
9. glos 8 [8 + 0 + 0] "F**k me!"
9. tudor 8 [8 +0 + 0] Nice try but no cigar!
9. Uttoxfox 8 [8 + 0 + 0]
13. Prof 5 [5 + 0 + 0]
14. channy 1 [1 + 0 + 0]
14. shane 1 [1 + 0 + 0] "Just a pint"
14. shropie_blue 1 [1 + 0 + 0]
17. Bittfox 0 [Er... 0 + 0 + 0]
The inclusion BF bonus clause was certainly exploited big time by Daggers and almost as much by Mr Nish. bannedontherun's forecast of four of the correct places between 19 and 23 was arguably even more impressive.
Final Table:
1. bannedontherun 67 £30 winner
2. Daggers 63 £10 winner
3. David_Nish 61 £5 winner
4. 'Mystic' kp 47
5. CityFox 46
6. Bluekite9 44
7. Bowdenfox 43
8. Uttoxfox 37
9. shropie_blue 36
10. CharleyFarley 35
11. shane 34
12. Sarge 31
13. glos 25
14. Bittfox 24
15. Thorney 23
16. tudor 20
17. Prof 18
18. channy 17 £10 winner
19. Lonesome Crow 16
Many congratulations to bannedontherun who thoroughly deserves his top spot for consistent scoring throughout the 8 weeks of what began as the Squeaky Bum Compo. Very well done too to Daggers and David_Nish for coming up so spectacularly from the rear (oo er missus) at the death. Mr Nish must be kicking himself as he didn't enter on two of the weeks. Silly Billy!
And the mystery prize? A tenner goes to channy (the Roof's Poet Laureate) for entering every week and winning the Jordan Ayew Trophy for participating with minimal effect. Respect me duck!
Let me know how I can get your prizes to you chaps. Feel free to nominate a charity in lieu. The Compo was only meant to be a bit of fun and a diversion from all the understandable doom and gloom hereabouts.
Thanks to everyone who took part. Enjoy your summer y'all and keep smiling! See you at Cambridge, Mansfield, Orient etc next season.
All the best,
kp x
Final Week Results:
Blackburn 0 LCFC 1 [Spot on 1 Correct 4: 'Mystic' kp (ahem) 5 Brucie Forsyth bonus points; CharleyFarley, Daggers, Prof & tudor 3 BF points]
Millwall 2 Oxford 0 [Spot on 6 Correct 8: CharleyFarley, CityFox, Daggers, David_Nish, Glos & Uttoxfox 5 BF points]
Portsmouth 1 Birmingham 1 [Spot on 3 Correct 1: Bowden, Daggers & David_Nish 5 BF points; Thorney 3 BF points]
Sheffield Wednesday 2 West Brom 1 [Spot on 0 Correct 3: Daggers, David_Nish & tudor 3 BF points]
By way of reminder of the very final totting up of scores, here's the additional points that were available as the Compo reached its gripping denouement:
"In a final attempt to generate inclusive incentives for the final fixtures further Brucie Hornsby bonuses will be available (i.e. in addition to the usual point scoring) as follows:
a) 20 points for getting 4 results correct and/or spot on
b) 15 points for getting 3 results correct and/or spot on
c) 10 points for the most 'off the wall' spot on score (should there be one!) in the opinion of an expert panel of judges i.e. me
The predictions for places 19 to 23 may be decisive, or they may not. Beyond exciting eh? (No. Ed)"
Final Week Scores (using the very latest AI technology!):
1. Daggers 49 [24 points for results + 20 points (for 2 spot on + 2 correct) + 5 points for position 19 -23]
2. David_Nish 40 [20 + 15 + 5]
3. bannedontherun 21 [1 + 0 + 20]
4. Mystic kp 19 [9 + 0 + 0 + 10 (See point c) above: I accept some may question my impartiality in this award but bollocks to that! The pills still work!]
5. CharleyFarley 17 [12 + 0 + 5] Well remembered me duck!
6. Bluekite9 11 [1 + 0 + 10]
7. Thorney 10 [5 + 0 + 5]
8. Bowdenfox 9 [9 + 0 + 0]
9. CityFox 8 [8 + 0 + 0] Fading now...
9. glos 8 [8 + 0 + 0] "F**k me!"
9. tudor 8 [8 +0 + 0] Nice try but no cigar!
9. Uttoxfox 8 [8 + 0 + 0]
13. Prof 5 [5 + 0 + 0]
14. channy 1 [1 + 0 + 0]
14. shane 1 [1 + 0 + 0] "Just a pint"
14. shropie_blue 1 [1 + 0 + 0]
17. Bittfox 0 [Er... 0 + 0 + 0]
The inclusion BF bonus clause was certainly exploited big time by Daggers and almost as much by Mr Nish. bannedontherun's forecast of four of the correct places between 19 and 23 was arguably even more impressive.
Final Table:
1. bannedontherun 67 £30 winner
2. Daggers 63 £10 winner
3. David_Nish 61 £5 winner
4. 'Mystic' kp 47
5. CityFox 46
6. Bluekite9 44
7. Bowdenfox 43
8. Uttoxfox 37
9. shropie_blue 36
10. CharleyFarley 35
11. shane 34
12. Sarge 31
13. glos 25
14. Bittfox 24
15. Thorney 23
16. tudor 20
17. Prof 18
18. channy 17 £10 winner
19. Lonesome Crow 16
Many congratulations to bannedontherun who thoroughly deserves his top spot for consistent scoring throughout the 8 weeks of what began as the Squeaky Bum Compo. Very well done too to Daggers and David_Nish for coming up so spectacularly from the rear (oo er missus) at the death. Mr Nish must be kicking himself as he didn't enter on two of the weeks. Silly Billy!
And the mystery prize? A tenner goes to channy (the Roof's Poet Laureate) for entering every week and winning the Jordan Ayew Trophy for participating with minimal effect. Respect me duck!
Let me know how I can get your prizes to you chaps. Feel free to nominate a charity in lieu. The Compo was only meant to be a bit of fun and a diversion from all the understandable doom and gloom hereabouts.
Thanks to everyone who took part. Enjoy your summer y'all and keep smiling! See you at Cambridge, Mansfield, Orient etc next season.
All the best,
kp x
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