Kick the old uns out the Kop

im feked = Im 71 years old ,straight, able bodied. white. English, never been in borstal. never claimed any benefits (OK I know they call my pension a benefit but I paid in for 48 years) not partially sighted and Ive never been beaten up by my partner. please apply for my season ticket now--name and address on the back of a £50 note please
 
Do you agree that the rake of the stairs goes up by 1 degree per year? thats 20 degrees since the stadium opened
My 2 season tickets were on row JJ in SK4, moved them to Row S this season after sitting there for the Spurs game at the end of last season, bloody hard work coming down the steps but the Southampton game will be my first with my new knee and it’s a life changer as I struggled for the last couple of years..
 
Their is one missing, onnn a tray, chips and beans chips and beans on a tray, chips and beans chips and beans on a trayoooo… 😊🍻
 
Make the top twenty or so rows across the whole of the Kop safe standing and only available to those under 45. Radical but something along those lines needs to happen.
 
If I have to clap where will I put my flask? ,standing is a pain because my blanket keeps falling off my lap and if I shout too loud my teeth fall out fucking cheeky kids should show some respect
I use Fixodent Plus. It’s foolproof!
 
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