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Lonesome Crow

Pay at the gate.
Police turned up at mates house Friday with his wife’s driving licence. Asked him to confirm that this was his wife.
Yes’, he said, why…what’s wrong?
Copper said ‘I’m sorry sir but it looks like she’s been hit by a bus’.
Mate said ‘I know, but she’s great with the kids’.
 
Police turned up at mates house Friday with his wife’s driving licence. Asked him to confirm that this was his wife.
Yes’, he said, why…what’s wrong?
Copper said ‘I’m sorry sir but it looks like she’s been hit by a bus’.
Mate said ‘I know, but she’s great with the kids’.
hahaha it took me about 30s to get the joke
 
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