I've been censored.

You're a marked man now, Jackie.
Expect the knock on the door sometime soon.
The re-education camp beckons.
 
Ken Goodwin, that was Rodders, not TC.

'Doctor, I've somehow got a cricket ball stuck up my jacksie.'

Odd. How's that?'

'Oh, don't you fuckin' start as well.'

BLUE ARMY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Patient: "Can I see the doctor please?"
Receptionist: "Absolutely impossible; he's a Nigerian, and we've had a power cut""
 
Policeman: "Would you mind blowing into this bag?"
Motorist: "But I've not been drinking!"
Policeman: "I know, but my chips are hot!"
 
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