I’m thinking of buying a caravan

Richardvanles

Richardvanles

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Now I know all caravaners are all cunts. Every last one of them so I ain’t got a problem joining them. Thst being said I’m sure there must be a few caravan owners on here with the amount of cunts who post.
I don’t plan on spending much, max 7 or 8 grand so, could I expect a half decent one for that money? Do I have to mot every year. What are they like to tow? How much hassle is it to get a big shit out the toilet or is it best to only piss in it? How dog friendly are these caravan sites as I’ve quite a few. Is there anything to look out for when buying one? Like an area that’s dodgy like the corners or the axil. Are little ones easier to tow than big ones?
 
I always thought it weird why people had a caravan to get away from it all, but then drive to a caravan meet where they would all park the caravans in rows just like their houses. If I had a caravan I'd park it on top of a hill and tell everyone to fuck off and leave me alone.
 
jackieguaccamo said:
I always thought it weird why people had a caravan to get away from it all, but then drive to a caravan meet where they would all park the caravans in rows just like their houses. If I had a caravan I'd park it on top of a hill and tell everyone to fuck off and leave me alone.
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Yeah I fancy that but I’m worried about doing a big shit in the toilet and having to get rid of it somewhere along the line. Or I could just throw the shit at folk instead of telling them to fuck off
 
Richardvanles said:
I don’t plan on spending much, max 7 or 8 grand so, could I expect a half decent one for that money? Do I have to mot every year. What are they like to tow? How much hassle is it to get a big shit out the toilet or is it best to only piss in it? How dog friendly are these caravan sites as I’ve quite a few. Is there anything to look out for when buying one? Like an area that’s dodgy like the corners or the axil. Are little ones easier to tow than big ones?
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You'll get something in good nick for 7 to 8 grand.

No you don't need to MOT it, but annual service is recommended.

No hassle getting the shit out but it does stink the place out a bit so best limited to piss only, although no-one will notice the smell while you're in there.

Some sites love dogs, and most have areas just for dogs and their entitled owners.

Yes, look out for damp below windows, check dried, hard rubber round the windows and press the wall underneath. Dried out damp makes the walls crack.

Big ones are easier to tow if your car is powerful enough as the twin axle gives it better stability. You need to check the weight of the towing vehicle in relation to the caravan. There's websites that help you work it out.

I am a cunt.
 
Club_B00k_Crutchless said:
You'll get something in good nick for 7 to 8 grand.

No you don't need to MOT it, but annual service is recommended.

No hassle getting the shit out but it does stink the place out a bit so best limited to piss only, although no-one will notice the smell while you're in there.

Some sites love dogs, and most have areas just for dogs and their entitled owners.

Yes, look out for damp below windows, check dried, hard rubber round the windows and press the wall underneath. Dried out damp makes the walls crack.

Big ones are easier to tow if your car is powerful enough as the twin axle gives it better stability. You need to check the weight of the towing vehicle in relation to the caravan. There's websites that help you work it out.

I am a cunt.
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Nice one book club. I could well be joining the long line of cunts holding up all the traffic somewhere in Wales 😁👍
 
Richardvanles said:
Yeah I fancy that but I’m worried about doing a big shit in the toilet and having to get rid of it somewhere along the line. Or I could just throw the shit at folk instead of telling them to fuck off
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Put it in a bag and hang it off a tree, if you get some different coloured bags, it could look really cool and woke and shit innit.
 
Club_B00k_Crutchless said:
You'll get something in good nick for 7 to 8 grand.

No you don't need to MOT it, but annual service is recommended.

No hassle getting the shit out but it does stink the place out a bit so best limited to piss only, although no-one will notice the smell while you're in there.

Some sites love dogs, and most have areas just for dogs and their entitled owners.

Yes, look out for damp below windows, check dried, hard rubber round the windows and press the wall underneath. Dried out damp makes the walls crack.

Big ones are easier to tow if your car is powerful enough as the twin axle gives it better stability. You need to check the weight of the towing vehicle in relation to the caravan. There's websites that help you work it out.

I am a cunt.
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what a surprise !
 
sixthswan said:
Is it Pikey, Pikie or Pykie?
Just asking for someone else, who worries about this sort of stuff.
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Just checked a few sites.
Pikey is apparently a racist slur. In February a copper sent a friend a WhatsApp message who was house sitting for him saying “keep the pikeys out” was sacked. He also lost his appeal. Something I didn’t know. Didicoi is a slur the gypsies use against someone who is only half gypsy. Just thought it was another name for a gypsy.
So in short, you’re a racist and deserved to be cancelled.
 
Club_B00k_Crutchless said:
You mean this is something you're not an expert on?
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Bnets got a bigger caravan than you, he bought it for more money than you’ll ever have from an ex Premier league defender at a secret meeting at Anfield where they discussed his cure for cancer whilst coming up with a solution to remove 5g antennas from all the jabbed zombies whilst simultaneously holding a vigil for this months 60 still born babies at the Leicester rota.
 
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