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I'm Not Sure Top Could Manage A Whelk Stall

Sohofox

Roofer
The racehorses are garbage.
The polo team is a load of shyte.
Seagrave is a meaningless Pontins worse than Wicksteed Park.
And the football team is going down the shitter faster than me with gut rot after a dodgy curry.
And the duty free shops are selling to zero passengers in empty airports.
The goalie and captain has faacked off.
We finally after about 2 years realise we are crap at defending set pieces and we decide to get in a defensive coach who can't get in the country.
Apart from that its all going swimmingly!!!!
 
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snootyfox

Roofer
The racehorses are garbage.
The polo team is a load of shyte.
Seagrave is a meaningless Pontins worse than Wicksteed Park.
And the football team is going down the shitter faster than me with gut rot after a dodgy curry.
And the duty free shops are selling to zero passengers in empty airports.
The goalie and captain has faacked off.
We finally after about 2 years realise we are crap at defending set pieces and we decide to get in a defensive coach who can't get in the country.
Apart from that its all going swimmingly!!!!
There is definitely an apparent downturn since the loss of Vichai
 

Upson Downes

Non-Member
The racehorses are garbage.
The polo team is a load of shyte.
Seagrave is a meaningless Pontins worse than Wicksteed Park.
And the football team is going down the shitter faster than me with gut rot after a dodgy curry.
And the duty free shops are selling to zero passengers in empty airports.
The goalie and captain has faacked off.
We finally after about 2 years realise we are crap at defending set pieces and we decide to get in a defensive coach who can't get in the country.
Apart from that its all going swimmingly!!!!
:rolleyes:
 

Adumass

Bentleys Roofer
There is definitely an apparent downturn since the loss of Vichai
Yep. It's been terrible since he left us.
We sacked puel - bad
Twice finished 5th - bad
Won the fa cup - bad
Won the charity shield - bad
Sold Maguire and chilwell for £150m - bad
Built the best training ground in the country - bad
Been on three European adventures - bad
Had the gall to only finish 8th - bad

It's been fucking shit ain't it.
 

snootyfox

Roofer
Yep. It's been terrible since he left us.
We sacked puel - bad
Twice finished 5th - bad
Won the fa cup - bad
Won the charity shield - bad
Sold Maguire and chilwell for £150m - bad
Built the best training ground in the country - bad
Been on three European adventures - bad
Had the gall to only finish 8th - bad

It's been fucking shit ain't it.
Lovely post, but not really to do with the points in the OP
You’ve also mistakenly labelled the good things as ‘bad’, apart from one of the three European’adventures’ which you’ve correctly identified as bad.
Entering a competition that the manager hadn’t heard of was definitely ‘bad’.

As a reminder, here it is….
Sohofox said:
The racehorses are garbage.
The polo team is a load of shyte.
Seagrave is a meaningless Pontins worse than Wicksteed Park.
And the football team is going down the shitter faster than me with gut rot after a dodgy curry.
And the duty free shops are selling to zero passengers in empty airports.
The goalie and captain has faacked off.
We finally after about 2 years realise we are crap at defending set pieces and we decide to get in a defensive coach who can't get in the country.
Apart from that its all going swimmingly!!!!
 
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kpbw

Roofer
The racehorses are garbage.
The polo team is a load of shyte.
Seagrave is a meaningless Pontins worse than Wicksteed Park.
And the football team is going down the shitter faster than me with gut rot after a dodgy curry.
And the duty free shops are selling to zero passengers in empty airports.
The goalie and captain has faacked off.
We finally after about 2 years realise we are crap at defending set pieces and we decide to get in a defensive coach who can't get in the country.
Apart from that its all going swimmingly!!!!
Nurse! Time for the Lithium booster again! Washed down with the Sainsburys own brand vodka for maximum uplifting effect if you please.

A psychiatrist writes: just a temporary knee jerk blip methinks. A win on Sunday and all will be hunky dory on Planet Soho once more.
 

Adumass

Bentleys Roofer
Lovely post, but not really to do with the points in the OP
You’ve also mistakenly labelled the good things as ‘bad’, apart from one of the three European’adventures’ which you’ve correctly identified as bad.
Entering a competition that the manager hadn’t heard of was definitely ‘bad’.

As a reminder, here it is….
Sohofox said:
The racehorses are garbage.
The polo team is a load of shyte.
Seagrave is a meaningless Pontins worse than Wicksteed Park.
And the football team is going down the shitter faster than me with gut rot after a dodgy curry.
And the duty free shops are selling to zero passengers in empty airports.
The goalie and captain has faacked off.
We finally after about 2 years realise we are crap at defending set pieces and we decide to get in a defensive coach who can't get in the country.
Apart from that its all going swimmingly!!!!

i wasn't responding to the OP, i quoted the post i was responding to (y)
 

snootyfox

Roofer
No no no, not having it.
Wicksteed Park, what great childhood memories.
Sitting in a converted skip, and being dumped with a big splash into a fettered pond.
What was there not to like ......
Wonder if there’s any wrought ironwork with the classic ‘Wicksteed’ left. Often on the steps of slides
 

Brauny

Golden balls
Wonder if there’s any wrought ironwork with the classic ‘Wicksteed’ left. Often on the steps of slides

Ironically i actually work about 2-3 miles from Wicksteed.
I thought it was being closed, but believe it's still going.
Could be wrong though ?
 

Lozfox1978

The eternal pessimist
Deeply uncomfortable about any criticism of Top. Despite his youth and inexperience he has stepped up big time since Vichai’s death. Would have been easy to back off and sell the Club but has invested his time and money massively. Still best owners in the Premier League by far. Can’t be blamed for effects of Covid and unfortunate his wealth is based on duty free rather than oil like those Saudi c*nts.
 

LGFOX

Roofer
Nurse! Time for the Lithium booster again! Washed down with the Sainsburys own brand vodka for maximum uplifting effect if you please.

A psychiatrist writes: just a temporary knee jerk blip methinks. A win on Sunday and all will be hunky dory on Planet Soho once more.

That well trodden path to Williams Hill will be put off for another week
 

borebage53

Knife & Fork pending
I still have the wristband. It shrank in the deluge of the water splash. Then my arm got fatter since and I still can’t get it off. I tried to get in the Bierkeller,under the Corn Exchange,with it but the doormen quickly sussed it and threw me out!
 
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