Iheanacho

TCR KNOWS he hasn't got it in him.
All part of his plan.
When it goes tits up he will go to the media "The club didn't back me in the transfer window so I had to go bargain basement shopping"
 
Obviously not good enough for Middlesbrough after last season so what does that say about Scottish football?
Well a championship side in Swansea have had idah off Celtic, a striker who wasn’t doing much at all for Norwich when Celtic bought him & has been absolutely shite up in Scotland.
The crazy world of football.
 
For three months he looked just about the best attacker on the planet .
When no one was watching (at least in the grounds). Whilst he had marginally more minutes that other seasons, he scored about a third of all of his goals & looked more effective for us in front of empty stands. A striker with stage fright!
 
The iheanacho ‘style’ will be the same wherever it is on display…. whether on the World Cup stage or the Tony Macaroni Arena.
His game is a lottery… even he doesn’t know what will happen.
Characteristics of his game include
- ball bouncing off him out of play
- lack of control leading to opposition attack
- stunning 25 yard volleys into the top corner
- mazey runs beating 4 defenders
- conceding free kicks on the edge of his own 18 yard area.

My all time favourite ‘kelechi’ moment is his FA Cup semi final goal against Palace…
One of the worst attempts on goal your likely to see somehow came back to him to score!
 
The iheanacho ‘style’ will be the same wherever it is on display…. whether on the World Cup stage or the Tony Macaroni Arena.
His game is a lottery… even he doesn’t know what will happen.
Characteristics of his game include
- ball bouncing off him out of play
- lack of control leading to opposition attack
- stunning 25 yard volleys into the top corner
- mazey runs beating 4 defenders
- conceding free kicks on the edge of his own 18 yard area.

My all time favourite ‘kelechi’ moment is his FA Cup semi final goal against Palace…
One of the worst attempts on goal your likely to see somehow came back to him to score!
Wasn't that Southampton?
 
Iheanacho:
A guy who could lay off an inch perfect pass to a fellow striker to blast into the net (something Vardy never could).
Also Iheanacho:
A guy where the ball bounced 5 yards off his concrete shins when attempting to control it.
Such a contradiction
 
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