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…..Keepers at Dudley Zoo have successfully trained a little sickly Penguin back to full health that was unable to walk or support itself upright from birth. With the clever use of a baby bouncer and a little Penguin sized zimmer frame on wheels the little Penguin is now fully fit,walking as it should do and fully mobile. Dudley Zoo has christened the little bird “Flop” who now has terrific speed over short distances, climbs majestically for headers, is perfectly balanced in icy conditions and has astounded onlookers with its new found capability to “trap a bag of frozen cement”.
So well done “Flop” the brave little Penguin!
Which brings the subject now onto Patson Daka ,aka “Flop the footballer”. Surely sending him on a crash course of the same regime of re-training at Dudley Zoo might see a marked improvement to his career prospects. Even a slight upgrade to his sporting abilities could make such an effort all worthwhile and spur our own “Flop the footballer” on to previously unforeseen greater heights!
So well done “Flop” the brave little Penguin!
Which brings the subject now onto Patson Daka ,aka “Flop the footballer”. Surely sending him on a crash course of the same regime of re-training at Dudley Zoo might see a marked improvement to his career prospects. Even a slight upgrade to his sporting abilities could make such an effort all worthwhile and spur our own “Flop the footballer” on to previously unforeseen greater heights!