Dear John

Will Hay

Registered
I'm not terribly good at football but £90,000 a week in my sky rocket for not even playing or making the bench at game time would be ideal.
I understand you have filled several vacancies over the past year or so with staff of similar abilities so if you could consider my application I would be grateful.
I'm even prepared to do a bit of jogging in the morning provided a hot meal and a dart board is available for the afternoons.
 
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