Dear EFL commentators

[Tuz_Not_Tuzz]

Is it possible to get through a game without a "Remember, there's no VAR in this league, but if there was ...."

Yes, i do remember because you mention it 20 f$%^ing times a game.

 

[TopFox]

I miss the old chinese streams, when you couldn't understand a word they were rabbiting on about but still got a sense of building excitement / drama – that you don't get with the fuckers simply on mute...

 

[foxesneverquit]

Agreed TopFox.
We were watching the darts last night and Wayne Mardle was chuntering on to the point we had to mute him.

 

[What?]

And the pointless statistics they keep repeating!!

 

[Tuz_Not_Tuzz]

I miss the old chinese streams, when you couldn't understand a word they were rabbiting on about but still got a sense of building excitement / drama – that you don't get with the fuckers simply on mute...

The hispanic channels carry the PL games here on the weekend. Andres Cantor shouting Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllll

is much more fun than the english commentary

 

[snootyfox]

It could be worse, I haven’t yet heard…. in a nasal serious delivery…..

“………A reminder that Brendan Rodgers wasn’t allowed to finish his job here, one that he claims would have had Leicester maintaining their Premier League status”

 

[Wheezer]

Premiership all very well, but it does mean Flobber Carragher yammering incomprehensibly about Livpuyle every bleedin' game. I seriously have to watch without sound. How the heck anyone thinks it's a good idea year after year to have that bloke, and his bias, as a highly paid pundit, goodness knows.
The bright side is that if he can find work, we all can.

 

[AlgarFox]

I hate SKY in general. You can start watching an evening game between say two 1st division sides and yet they can spend 58 minutes of the 1 hr lead up to kick off and talk exclusively about the problems at Man Utd. Note to SKY, I am not effing interested.