Conspiracy Theory Doing the Rounds Down Here

[Billsballbag]

They thought that it was Tobermory peddling the lies about Covid being a hoax but it was actually Uncle Bulgaria.

Turns out he’d also been having it off with Madame Cholet behind everyone else’s back.

Rumour has it that Orinoco, Bungo and Tomsk are going to try and take him out once and for all but Wellingtons not too keen to get involved.

 

[AFCDorset]

Wimbledon has always been a hotbed of deviant behaviour, a fair few 'lost weekends' started out at the Crooked Billet on a Friday night.