Conspiracy Theorists Fun Time

[What?]

A cargo ship with a Russian captain rams an American ship full of jet fuel.

 

[sixthswan]

Never put a Russian in charge of a ship, transporting alcohol...

 

[Collibosher]

Albert trottershevski

 

[DagenhamFox]

Off the coast of a country who is helping Ukraine.

Given tge modern navigation aids these ships have nowadays and modern ways of communication should things go wrong, it does look a tad suspicious.

 

[astleyfox]

The Drunk Russian, Captain Lavarov, considered the piece of sea, where the kazarian Jewish skipper had parked his tanker, to be Russian territory, largely inhabited by Russian speaking mackerel, so liberated it.

 

[sixthswan]

Because we all want world peace, like Miss World contestants - let's just forget about it...

 

[What?]

I quite like watching Miss World

 

[sixthswan]

Who doesn't?

 

[What?]

It's a bit like watching Bulls Eye

"look what you cudda won"

 

[sixthswan]

Nothing in this game, for two in a bed...

 

[jackieguaccamo]

Who doesn't?

People who aren’t nonces.

 

[sixthswan]

You think Miss World is for nonces?
What does that make your best buddy The Donald...who owned Miss Teen?

 

[jackieguaccamo]

Yeah i think that enjoying teenage girls in bikinis is a bit nonce like, especially at your age, don’t you?

 

[sixthswan]

Well it's was not me - it was The Donald.
Your best ever mate.

 

[astleyfox]

Well it's was not me - it was The Donald.
Your best ever mate.

Grab em by the fanny!

 

[sixthswan]

Or walk in on party dressed teens...
Nonce...