Chicken

[jackieguaccamo]

I reckon everyone should register that they own a chicken, fuck the system, if they do come round to check your chicken, tell them it flew off, and you aint seen your chicken since!

It's easy to register your chicken here...

Register as a keeper of less than 50 poultry or other captive birds

Register if you keep up to 49 birds, including any kept as pets.

www.gov.uk

 

[jackieguaccamo]

Cluck You I Wont Do What You Tell Me!

 

[sabredunce]

This is weird, what's the worry here? The potential for mischief is off the scale. Convincing the government that your chicken is actually a finch would be hilarious.

 

[sabredunce]

We are experiencing an extremely high volume of applications. We currently aim to process applications within 30 days.


If you have already submitted an application, do not submit another.

See? There's an explosion in chicken ownership. Or fraudulent claims of ownership.

 

[HughJanus]

Do Brighton have to register?

 

[borebage53]

“I say,I say boy,register your chickens,I say register your chickens,boy” - Foghorn Leghorn.
“That’s All Folks”!

 

[Led By Donkeys]

Another 'Vital Public Service' that we simply cannot live without

We could lose this and not even notice

 

[Rodneyfernsfeet]

What a fowl idea

 

[sabredunce]

Another 'Vital Public Service' that we simply cannot live without

We could lose this and not even notice

You say that, then your neighbours get a rooster with a poor sense of time and thinks it's permanently sunrise.

 

[Led By Donkeys]

My sympathy but its not a pressing issue the Glorious Leadership to employ another few hundred incompetent and lazy 'Public Servants'

 

[bannedontherun]

My sympathy but its not a pressing issue the Glorious Leadership to employ another few hundred incompetent and lazy 'Public Servants'

Who actually passed the law though?

 

[Led By Donkeys]

Who actually passed the law though?

Most likely the previous Government I would guess - the evil Tories.

Labour have decided its a really good idea though. On Winter Fuel Allowance they have a different view

 

[NeuroFox]

Who actually passed the law though?

Shh. Doesn't fit the narrative.

A perfectly sensible law passed by the previous government and the loonies somehow pretending that it's some leftie meddling or something.

They'll be complaining about the stupid traffic lights Starmer suddenly put on the countries roads one night stopping their freedom to crash into things next.

 

[Led By Donkeys]

Shh. Doesn't fit the narrative.

A perfectly sensible law passed by the previous government and the loonies somehow pretending that it's some leftie meddling or something.

They'll be complaining about the stupid traffic lights Starmer suddenly put on the countries roads one night stopping their freedom to crash into things next.

Stick to golf

 

[sabredunce]

if they do come round to check your chicken, tell them it flew off, and you aint seen your chicken since!

Tell them your chicken got kidnapped by Muslims and forced into prostitution. Demand to speak to Tommy Robinson. They'll leave you alone so fast, your head would spin.

 

[DagenhamFox]

Chicken Licken.

The sky is going to fall in.

 

[jackieguaccamo]

Shh. Doesn't fit the narrative.

A perfectly sensible law passed by the previous government and the loonies somehow pretending that it's some leftie meddling or something.

They'll be complaining about the stupid traffic lights Starmer suddenly put on the countries roads one night stopping their freedom to crash into things next.

Who mentioned left or right? I'm just saying there is a perfect example to fuck the system. I like the idea of fucking the system..

 

[jackieguaccamo]

You're all fucking idiots. Wake the fuck up up muppets

 

[NeuroFox]

You're all fucking idiots. Wake the fuck up up muppets

Maybe, just maybe, the problem isn't everybody else.