Can I just say

[HughJanus]

I fucking hate Halloween

 

[DagenhamFox]

Why?

 

[HughJanus]

It’s an import from the septics.
We spend 364 days a year telling kids not to take sweets from strangers then 1 night we send them out to ask for them.
We‘re teaching kids to threaten for reward.

And I’ve just spilled my beer answering the fucking door.

 

[Sohofox]

Well don't answer the door, then!
We don't.

 

[Higher_Power_Fox]

Kids nowadays, much better when we were young, burning a man on a big fire whilst eating toffee apples.

 

[shanetko]

Australians not too keen

 

[FlemingtonFox]

View attachment 6248Australians not too keen

Now, if Australia has fully adopted the Halloween spirit, there are “consequences” for a note like that. That’s why it’s called “Trick or Treat”!

 

[jackieguaccamo]

Yeah but they don’t trick nowadays. I remember when we first had a go, we used to cause fucking havoc, egg peoples houses, do their bins, terrible things. We‘d go round banging on peoples doors, they wouldn’t have a clue what the fuck we were on about, Trick or Treat?

 

[hackneyfox]

Kids do the treat and are happy with sweets, teenagers do threatening and want money and may then egg your house when told to do one, why I nearly had fisticuffs with a few of them a couple of years ago.

 

[blackthorn8]

Well don't answer the door, then!
We don't.

Spot on G, bloody American crap