Brendon Rodgers calls Dean Smith " Hello there Deano you beautiful beautiful Brummie,just wanted to wish you well in taking over from such an Elite coach like myself
The wee fella they call Top is a Top Top Man but he doesnt like putting his hand in his pocket to buy elite players he prefers to buy cake and beer.
Now Dean dont you dare start coaching the passing style out of those players it's taken me 4 years to get them to play Brendon Ball.
I have left plenty of videos in the Seagrave Cinema for you Shakey and the Top Top defender JT to study.Can you do me a favour and take down my 1metre square portrait from the office and put it in the corridor with the rest of the LCFC legends.I am sure you will keep the club in the premier league as I left it in such a strong position "