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“Too many cooks, not enough indians “

Simon Jordan commenting on the Manchester United situation

Made me smile
 
I think it was the combination of not only an antiquated saying, but also getting it wrong, in true ‘football speak’ style
 
That'll be in the next edition of Private Eye "Commentator Balls"...

Here's one from the latest edition:

"Cometh the man, cometh the hour" (Leon Osman)

And this gem from a recent edition:

"I don't want to score a hat-trick but lose the game 3-2" (Andrew Cole)
 
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