£1,000 for a DIY handjob

[JohnMitten]

On the mockery site, there is a report about a care worker who was knocking one off in his car, he got reported and it cost him a Grand.

 

[HughJanus]

What a wanker

 

[perdix]

Was he in a Handa Jizz

 

[Brauny]

Stiff punishment....

 

[HughJanus]

He nearly managed to pull it off

 

[Brauny]

then cocked up

 

[Wellingborough Foxy]

Certainly puts a different perspective on coming to work in your car

 

[Popside]

The law clearly states A horn should be used only in situations where it will help prevent danger.

 

[JohnMitten]

Great replies from The Roofers, as I would expect.

 

[HughJanus]

Willie regret it ?

 

[perdix]

Was this all caught on dash cum

 

[Brauny]

Very deflating for him.

 

[tudor_fox]

Has erect his career?

 

[JohnMitten]

I just tried to find the story again without success, it looks like it has been pulled.

 

[perdix]

Weren't it splashed all over the front page?

 

[CityFox]

“Was he in a state of arousal?”
“No, he was in a Ford Escort.”
(Coppers in Early Doors)

 

[Rodneyfernsfeet]

Is he a spurtz fan

 

[Popside]

Great replies from The Roofers, as I would expect.

INDEED ,keep em cumin

 

[HughJanus]

It’ll be a load off his mind