borebage53
Knife & Fork pending
Leonardo Hotel, room number 23,it cost a small fucking fortune, but panoramic views from the window, so that's alright for the Lad and me!
Panoramic views of Middlesbrough?! I'd demand a full refund my thespian chum.Leonardo Hotel, room number 23,it cost a small fucking fortune, but panoramic views from the window, so that's alright for the Lad and me!
Leonardo Hotel, room number 23,it cost a small fucking fortune, but panoramic views from the window, so that's alright for the Lad and me!
Alarming lack of antlers. If they stand still the Smoggies gather them like hub caps.Herds of Wildebeest galloping majestically across the plain?
The main wildebeest herd is now being replaced by the clattering of stiletto heels and very short dresses. I have concealed myself in an Attenborough style "hide" in the bar we are now in to observe this phenomenon more closely. More updates to follow!Herds of Wildebeest galloping majestically across the plain?
We are are now in a Barracuda bar which I thought went bust around 15 years ago? I imagine this one is still trading because the bailiffs daren't come in. We are now on pint number 7. I anticipate complications!
£71 a night on Booking.comLeonardo Hotel, room number 23,it cost a small fucking fortune, but panoramic views from the window, so that's alright for the Lad and me!
Yeah I know £70 of her former majesty's quids. All in all worked out cheaper than the train fares. Still posting when I'm nearly pissed. Hope for me yet!£71 a night on Booking.com