New Highway Code changes

Cyclists should also not at any time have lighting affixed to their bike or wear any sort of HiViz/Dayglo colour.

Any cyclist delivering grub should have total right of way over everyone, especially on the path.

Or stop at traffic lights. Ever.
 
I don't think the number of cyclist deaths and injuries will go down greatly, they may significantly increase. However it will much clearer where the blame will always lie.
 
So all drivers obey the rules? A few cyclists go through red lights but the anti mob go on about it all the time as if it's a major crime. Just be a bit more patient, slow down. There's plenty of space for everyone.
Why do drivers of motorised vehicles have to make the compromises but the pedal cyclists don't?
 
How do the cyclists of Coventry press the buttons on traffic lights, when they have webbed hands?
Do they lick the buttons?
 
From the Highway Code:

Toucan crossings. These are light-controlled crossings which allow cyclists and pedestrians to share crossing space and cross at the same time. They are push-button operated. Pedestrians and cyclists will see the green signal together. Cyclists are permitted to ride across.
 
From the Highway Code:

Toucan crossings. These are light-controlled crossings which allow cyclists and pedestrians to share crossing space and cross at the same time. They are push-button operated. Pedestrians and cyclists will see the green signal together. Cyclists are permitted to ride across.
If a cyclist is pushing one of them buttons he’s not a cyclist, he’s a spastic crossing the road on a bike.
 
Even if he's a spastic.
You all have webbed hands in Coventry.
So do you use your tongues to press the buttons?
 
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