Tom Cannon

Cannon
I thought he’d had his CHiPs
Living under A McCloud
For much of last season (two).
He should have KO’d Daka
(‘Who loves him, baby’).
Didn’t even get a look in
When we thumped the Saints Five-O
It was almost as if he was a T.W.A.T.
(Which he wasn’t).
Yet even Dakarsky and Shit First Hutch
(Yes, that’s Nacho in his big woolly cardie).
Kept him out of the (Police) Squad.
Now Cannon ain’t God,
Nor even in the Irons’ side.
(Yeah, fuck off Hide)
So let’s see him swagger
Down The Streets Of Sun Antonio
(That’s the Narborough Road, to you and me).
 
Cannon
I thought he’d had his CHiPs
Living under A McCloud
For much of last season (two).
He should have KO’d Daka
(‘Who loves him, baby’).
Didn’t even get a look in
When we thumped the Saints Five-O
It was almost as if he was a T.W.A.T.
(Which he wasn’t).
Yet even Dakarsky and Shit First Hutch
(Yes, that’s Nacho in his big woolly cardie).
Kept him out of the (Police) Squad.
Now Cannon ain’t God,
Nor even in the Irons’ side.
(Yeah, fuck off Hide)
So let’s see him swagger
Down The Streets Of Sun Antonio
(That’s the Narborough Road, to you and me).
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