Richardvanles
Roofer
Be interesting to see how France responds to the UK when we tell them not to see fags to a 37 year old Brit. Fuck me, they keep sending their refugees over here by the boat load when we’ve asked them not to.
Smerkin tabs
- Thread starter astleyfox
- Start date
jackieguaccamo
Flat Earther
Black market! Black market! Bit racist innit Mr Man
jackieguaccamo
Flat Earther
IN A BROKEN BRITAIN, THE TWO PARTIES MAIN POINTS ARE…
Left: We’ll clean your kids teeth and everything, what ever colour or gender they identify as. Vote for us.
Right: We’re gonna ban smoking (not vaping), so no one over the age of 14 will ever be able to smoke tabs ever again, vote for us. Oh yeah, and just in case that ain’t enough we agree with you that a bloke in a dress, is a bloke, vote for us.
It’s fucking mental, and if they can’t see it’s fucking mental, then they’re fucking mentally retarded.
Richardvanles
Roofer
They all deserve each other.
A black serial criminal dies and they’re all on their knees with their mouth open ready for a black shlong to tickle their tonsils.
One of their own from the Antifa mob gets stabbed to death by a random black guy and not a peep out of any of them.
I think you’re right, mentally retarded.
Tuz_Not_Tuzz
Roofer
Nope, i'm just taking you to task on your blanket statement and your usual avoidance and distraction tactics.Oh, I'm sure you'll find some things that were worth it and I understand that you lot are in love with the state.Even when it's your bogeymen in charge.
So you reckon they should ban fags, then?
Clearly you also approve of 'the man' banning certain things like asbestos that you grew up with otherwise you would be a total fucking idiot.
Which of course you aren't.
RegiRoka
Roofer
Avoidance? Says one of the most blatant post and fuck off people on this site.Nope, i'm just taking you to task on your blanket statement and your usual avoidance and distraction tactics.
Clearly you also approve of 'the man' banning certain things like asbestos that you grew up with otherwise you would be a total fucking idiot.
Which of course you aren't.
So, unlike certain people, I'll try and answer your usual blanket statement.
Do I think all state decisions are bad? Of course not. Since when did I say it?
Do I usually feel more empathy with 'common people' or the fuckers that you lot seem to love, quote and support? Yes.
RubberDoug
Registered
That's right Buddy, if you don't pay tax, you get the mafia.
And if you don't pay tax, you get people trafficking.
RegiRoka
Roofer
It's traditional here. Before the country joined the EU, it was a point of contention. But no government could ban it here and survive. The EU let it go. But about 13 years ago, once they got a government here they didn't like, the EU started the debate up again. They wanted it taxed and more controlled. The government refused to cave in.
Add it to the list of reasons why we are not popular in Brussels. (My neighbour brought me a bottle on Wednesday as a birthday gift.). All of it made at home with fruit from the garden.
Anyroad, I wonder how people trafficking is fairing in your world of Democrats, wars and lax border controls. I reckon the answer to these problems must be more tax.
RegiRoka
Roofer
It's fucking mental.That's right Buddy, if you don't pay tax, you get the mafia.
And if you don't pay tax, you get people trafficking.
RegiRoka
Roofer
Another beautiful post Mr G.
Richardvanles
Roofer
It’s in their mindset. When groups rebel against control their only answer in more control.It's traditional here. Before the country joined the EU, it was a point of contention. But no government could ban it here and survive. The EU let it go. But about 13 years ago, once they got a government here they didn't like, the EU started the debate up again. They wanted it taxed and more controlled. The government refused to cave in.
Add it to the list of reasons why we are not popular in Brussels. (My neighbour brought me a bottle on Wednesday as a birthday gift.). All of it made at home with fruit from the garden.
Anyroad, I wonder how people trafficking is fairing in your world of Democrats, wars and lax border controls. I reckon the answer to these problems must be more tax.
astleyfox
Roofer
Fair enough, lad.
DagenhamFox
Blue Roofer
From what I see the kids aren’t starting smoking anywhere near as much as they used to. They’re filling their lungs with sweet, fruit flavoured vape smoke instead.
I think the biggest problem is those who smoke weed and mix it with tobacco, as most do. If they can’t get the tobacco what will they use?
I think the biggest problem is those who smoke weed and mix it with tobacco, as most do. If they can’t get the tobacco what will they use?
soupsandwich
Roofer
Mmmmm sweet delicious Koolaid........
jackieguaccamo
Flat Earther
You‘re so profound..
RegiRoka
Roofer
I imagine they'll mix their illegal tobacco with their illegal weed. (And be even more cool and exciting.)
There are many ways of ingesting cannabis Daggers
RubberDoug
Registered
I reckon a ban on most food and drink will reduce the carbon footprint of any city.
Combine it with an 'eat like a pig' exemption card, (price 4 thousand bucks a year), and we have another winner.
Get a Labour Mayor to back it, and we'll be sifting through Groovy posts in support for the next three months.
RubberDoug
Registered
Ask Giovanni.
Club_B00k_Crutchless
"smug cunt"
Why one more than the other? It's pretty well known smoking kills and it's easier to target.
Richardvanles
Roofer
And alcohol doesn’t?
RubberDoug
Registered
It might do, but his big boss just gave him orders to focus on tobacco.
Good job, Dud.
Club_B00k_Crutchless
"smug cunt"
Of course it does, it's probably ruined more lives than tobacco if you add up the victims of drink driving, violence, domestic abuse, alcoholism, their families etc, but smoking is an easier target. And, I did say, why one more than the other?
DagenhamFox
Blue Roofer
People go down the pub and socialise over a few drinks. You don’t get the same with fags. That’s part of the reason. Banning cigarettes won’t fuck up other industries.
RubberDoug
Registered
You're missing out the culture and the history. We got thousands of years of booze. Even Jesus turned water into wine. Banning the communion will be seen as a sign, and it won't be a good one.
sabredunce
Silver Surfer
Smoking is cool. People look cool when they smoke and chicks love guys who smoke.
Without cigarettes, the dating industry would collapse and the world population will decline and devolve into an unhappy, celibate nightmare.
Just outlaw the plumes on a peacock instead.
Without cigarettes, the dating industry would collapse and the world population will decline and devolve into an unhappy, celibate nightmare.
Just outlaw the plumes on a peacock instead.
RocketClock
Registered
Sunak. Uniparty distraction? ????
Yeah, let's get them going on about fags. We might even get tehm to add an F to the LGBTQ list. Fag Suckers.
Yeah, let's get them going on about fags. We might even get tehm to add an F to the LGBTQ list. Fag Suckers.
Club_B00k_Crutchless
"smug cunt"
It's all about depopulation.