He’s a man of the people…

[jackieguaccamo]

 

[Richardvanles]

I’m down near Bude at the moment. Stopping in some converted barn thingy in the arse end of beyond. Took a drive to Morrisons in Bude, 7 miles of single track road. Drove past lots of isolated dwellings all with bunting and shit out. Fucking weirdos!

 

[DagenhamFox]

The misses and I are going on a pub crawl around London today. Should be a great atmosphere.

I’m expecting more than a few proper weirdo’s though from mid afternoon once the main guff all finishes.

 

[Club_B00k_Crutchless]

The misses and I are going on a pub crawl around London today. Should be a great atmosphere.

I’m expecting more than a few proper weirdo’s though from mid afternoon once the main guff all finishes.

The ones who've been camping out since Thursday for a start.

 

[astleyfox]

One of the lads on your shift told me that you have your forklift decked out in red,white and blue, Dicksplatt!

 

[Richardvanles]

One of the lads on your shift told me that you have your forklift decked out in red,white and blue, Dicksplatt!

Yeah, it was your brother. I had him emptying the bins, too daft for anything else, and he said he was the bright one of the family.

 

[Yorkfox]

The ones who've been camping out since Thursday for a start.

Yeah its very strange how they haven't been portrayed as workshy or the great unwashed.

 

[Richardvanles]

It’s hardly surprising the Royals think their subject are all like Baldrick, if they’re the only folk they meet on their walkabouts. Daft as a brush and smelling like an otter.

 

[BigDave]

I bet the smelly guys in the crowd don't rat to the police when they get 'offended'.

 

[Giovanni Fongulo]

Does he fuck little boys?

 

[George Ferris]

I’m down near Bude at the moment. Stopping in some converted barn thingy in the arse end of beyond. Took a drive to Morrisons in Bude, 7 miles of single track road. Drove past lots of isolated dwellings all with bunting and shit out. Fucking weirdos!

I like Bude . By the way it looks like you have been hanging around the toilets and taking photos

 

[Richardvanles]

I like Bude . By the way it looks like you have been hanging around the toilets and taking photos

It was one of them old shelter type things on the cliff top, made me giggle . Had a walk up there with my 4 dogs, and yeah, really like Bude.

 

[astleyfox]

Yeah, it was your brother. I had him emptying the bins, too daft for anything else, and he said he was the bright one of the family.

Now emptying bins, he is listen hit at that Forky!

 

[Richardvanles]

Now emptying bins, he is listen hit at that Forky!

That makes no sense. Your brother was right, he is the bright one of the family.

 

[Giovanni Fongulo]

My english is not good but I don't understand what the fuck does that meaning that Astley wrote?

 

[Richardvanles]

He’s like dimebar Daz on acid.

 

[Yorkfox]