Hackney’s logic…

What?

Roofer
It's called road fund license and is a tax paid only if you use a motor vehicle on the road

Where do you think central government gets it's money from?
 
It's called road fund license and is a tax paid only if you use a motor vehicle on the road

Where do you think central government gets it's money from?
The magic money tree. They have no concept about money and who pays for it. As long as it’s someone else.
 

RocketClock

Registered
Anyone want to buy a 15 year old Mercedes CLS? I’ll take £2,500 for it.

120,000 miles but drives like new. It’ll sit all day long on the motorway at 75-80. 3 litre so quick yet still gets 40 to the gallon. Serviced annually. 4 seats. Loads of space. Electric everything.

It’s one of the all time classic shape of car. It’s served me well in the 7 years I’ve had it. It’s too good to scrap.

The ironic thing is the Gov website says the ULEZ charge does not need to be paid!!

I’ve just replaced it with an E Class convertible, also 3 litre diesel just with the extra filters to satisfy our Mayor.
That makes for a sad reading.
 

hackneyfox

Roofer
There are various levels of VED which are currently based not on your use of the road but on how polluting your vehicle is.
Hence cyclists not having to pay it.
 

mac

Gold Bellend
Fuck all to do with me as I don’t drive or ride a bike but….

“VED stands for Vehicle Excise Duty, and it is a yearly tax paid by the owners of cars, motorbikes, vans, and other motor vehicles registered in the UK. It is also known as road tax or car tax. VED rates are the amount of money paid by the vehicle owner to the government, depending on the type and age of the vehicle.14 Jul 2023”
 

What?

Roofer
Well if cyclists paid to use the roads/cycle tracks there would be no need to impose a further tax on motor vehicles.
 

hackneyfox

Roofer
Assume that if cyclists paid tax then the only way you’d know is by registering the bike and it then having a reg plate? Not sure how you’d fit a reg plate in most bikes.
 
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Adumass

Bentleys Roofer
I'm all aboard What's controversial campaign to get those lazy fuckers in wheelchairs taxed for wearing out the pavement.
And don't get him started on buggies...

Three word slogan: Your civic duty.
 
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