Describe a movie as boringly as possible

[Silver Fox]

1. Posh ladies’ man drinks martini and saves the day

2. Scorned woman tries her hand at rabbit stew

3. Irish bloke gets miffed when his daughter goes missing

4. Cross dresser babysits

5. Rodent in Central Park

 

[swabianfox]

Copper spends christmas in a skyscraper.

 

[Rodneyfernsfeet]

Lots of stoned bands play in a field.

 

[BigDave]

Big ape goes to the big city.

 

[borebage53]

Tom Hanks loses a shitload of parcels!

 

[Filbo65]

Shark in the sea

 

[BigDave]

Build a bridge, blow it up.

 

[mickyhoss]

Bloke shags niece

 

[youlittleripper]

Man who isn’t the full shilling runs a lot.

 

[sabredunce]

mouse steals magic wand. overstocks cleaning supplies, gets wet.

 

[Glennyfox]

Chap from Amity goes fishing

 

[Bowdenfox]

Cockney Shi*tehawk takes up employment in Turin.

 

[sabredunce]

Ravens employ gimmick. finish 4-12

 

[Bluesman]

Skinny woman wakes up and finds strange pods on mundane trip to deserted planet.

girl sings boring dirge whilst waving arms about on Austrian hillside.

Big ship sinks.

Fish discovered.

Virtuous girl befriends various small perverts.

 

[tudor_fox]

Wierdo slashes woman in motel shower.

 

[mickyhoss]

Chopper Crashed

 

[mickyhoss]

Borefest with stolen songs

 

[Silver Fox]

Bloke in limhal wig and dodgy tight pants babysits while sister runs around maze

 

[Silver Fox]

Paint store guy goes pointy dancing

 

[swabianfox]

A year later, the copper from #2 gets caught up in an airport before Christmas.

Some time later, he works with an electrician, and on another occasion he meets an IT guy.

 

[tudor_fox]

Cockney goes to Newcastle & gets shot

 

[borebage53]

2 suspicious looking Vikings,one with a Bronx accent, bust a gut in a search for a giant gold bell!

 

[Filbo65]

Sadistic dentist

 

[BigDave]

Nutter with knife becomes Mom.

 

[Bluesman]

Castaway has relationship with baseball glove.

Odd woman minds kids till wind changes.

Southern gentleman departs with flatulence.

 

[CrazyKopCorner]

Builds a baseball pitch for his deceased father

 

[oneofthe8]

Man not bothered about his missus.