Dear Albino Caant Boris

Sohofox

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If you think I'm gonna queue up at the King Power for God knows how long (at least hours) to have a faacking lateral flow test and then wait another 30 minutes for the faacking result before I can be let into the ground to watch a game then you can stick the whole caboodle up your fat faacking Turkish jacksie, OK?
CAANT.
 

snootyfox

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If you think I'm gonna queue up at the King Power for God knows how long (at least hours) to have a faacking lateral flow test and then wait another 30 minutes for the faacking result before I can be let into the ground to watch a game then you can stick the whole caboodle up your fat faacking Turkish jacksie, OK?
CAANT.
They’ll be queuing up for your seat, if you can channel your thoughts to the club so that they can line up a replacement supporter, that would help
 
So they encourage everyone to get the vaccine to protect from Covid and supposedly start opening up things again, but don't trust it enoough to let you into the football without a test?
 

sixthswan

Mod Roofer
The Lateral Flow Tests are complete cack.

Loads of people have tested negative with them, but positive with the "real" test.

Might as well spit on a piece of bark. About as much use.
 

DagenhamFox

Blue Roofer
If you think I'm gonna queue up at the King Power for God knows how long (at least hours) to have a faacking lateral flow test and then wait another 30 minutes for the faacking result before I can be let into the ground to watch a game then you can stick the whole caboodle up your fat faacking Turkish jacksie, OK?
CAANT.
Lateral flow test.

Move to an outdoor bar for a pint.

Result negative, enter the stadium presumably still having to wear a mask as they’re shit scared to say otherwise.

I’ll do it once for the novelty factor.
 
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