Cricket commentaries

[TopFox]

As predicted, the woke cunts have now banned any reference to 'third man' during commentaries. "Third." Cunts.

 

[JohnMitten]

The batsman is Holding the Bowler's Willy.

 

[Gnasher65]

The batsman is Holding the Bowler's Willy.

the other way around ...

 

[Gnasher65]

batter v batsman

 

[TopFox]

batter v batsman

Equally ridiculous. Makes it sound like a master craftsman is playing fucking rounders.

 

[Billsballbag]

Craftperson please.