Chinese Balloon

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One for Jackie

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The other alternative was that it floated over Canada and wasn’t spotted. Now I know you Canucks are generally on your knees taking Fidel Trudeau’s cock and jabs but you would think at least one of you would be looking up.
As a side note, the Chinese have satellites thousands of miles above the earth that can see what porn site you have open on your phone but the send a fucking balloon up instead. I’ll let you work that one out.
 
This all reminds me of the time I portrayed the pivotal role of 4th Canadian Mountie in the MGM musical Rose-Marie,co-starring with Nelson Eddy,Jeanette MacDonald and James Stewart who has just killed a Mountie and is hiding in the northern woods. The scene where a mysterious Chinese balloon floats over our log cabin while Nelson and Jeanette are singing “Indian Love Call”,James Stewart is handcuffed to the stove and I am feeding the horses with nobody looking up and noticing anything has since been voted the 397th best ever scene in a Canadian film production.
The sequel “The Mountie Always Misses His Balloon” was a massive box office flop and I have been unsuccessfully trying to remove my name from the credits ever since!
 
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