Bad news for Joe Gooner

Giovanni Fongulo · Oct 3, 2023

He got blacked by a load of Leicester supporters on my gas oven last night.

lololollloolollllololololo!

Giovanni Fongulo · Oct 3, 2023

He is walking funny like John Wayne today

SK24U · Oct 6, 2023

Diameter of his sphincter approx 6 inches looks like he was gang raped by a herd of elephants

Giovanni Fongulo · Oct 7, 2023

He now has a size 11 poop-chute

RegiRoka · Oct 7, 2023

Giovanni Fongulo said:
He now has a size 11 poop-chute

I have no idea what you're talking about, but it doesn't sound good.

Richardvanles · Oct 8, 2023

SK24U said:
Diameter of his sphincter approx 6 inches looks like he was gang raped by a herd of elephants

Well I hope they fingered him first, less painful.

Giovanni Fongulo · Oct 22, 2023

He is released from hospital and would like to thank Mac for the jammy dodgers he says the cream helped