Asparagus

Strain the pee through a colander and check for any sign of suspect debris. Hope that helps and reassures your friend!
 
I am deeply European. Not just remain .. but up sticks and move the family. Spinney Hill Park is just a distant memory. Spaghetti Carbonara and Moules Frites are now my life. But I am buggered if I can see the point of Asparagus.
 
Sugar Puffs, what about Sugar Puffs, eat a bowlful, 15 minutes later have a pee and the smell is the same as them, makes you want to eat another feckin bowlful....
Also the Orange Berocca turns your wee bright orange...
 
So Glos, if you're bored in what's left of lockdown, you can amuse yourself by playing Pissy Traffic Lights with the help of beetroot, Berocca and cheap mushy peas (y)
 
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