Help!

Filbo65

Thatched roofer
Mrs Filbo has got it into her bonce that we should eat faaackin aubergine once a week. They're the work of satan in my humble – I can stomach a bit of baba ganoush every now and again, but aren't they just the most over-rated non-entity of a vegetable?
Someone on here must grow them – and therefore have more of the faaackin things than they know what to do with. Any handy faaackin hints please?
 
Must you? ;)
If everyone agreed that they're horrible, I might escape to my previous happy AFW...
 
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Never had much success growing them.
And never liked eating them.
Don't really like the texture.
Mrs S has never really forced them on me.
 
Lucky you. (y) But I'm worried that I'm under cosh on this one...
I'll admit they look beautiful – in my supermarket-designing days, watermelons and aubergines were the go-to fruit and veg to make drawings and stuff look appealing – but they're a waste of space on the plate.
 
When she serves it up just stick your fingers down your throat. Tickle your tonsils like you are having a Covid swab test from some squadddie in a car park.
And then puke it all up over her best table cloth and all over the dining chairs.
She won't serve it up again.👍👍👍
 
When she serves it up just stick your fingers down your throat. Tickle your tonsils like you are having a Covid swab test from some squadddie in a car park.
And then puke it all up over her best table cloth and all over the dining chairs.
She won't serve it up again.👍👍👍
Whilst using your knife and fork correctly and having your glass on the correct side of your place setting. :LOL:
 
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